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BIOL 4354 Immunology (BA): Just For Fun

Immunology/Biology Jokes

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
A: He was a man of many cultures.

Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.

Q: What's The Most tiniest Virus Ever?
A: "smallpox"

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Have you ever heard the story about the germ?
No? Really? Never mind it will get around.

Some Laboratory Humor

Immunology Humor

Here are some jokes I found on twitter the other day . . . enjoy!

  • Q.: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
    A.: Well, you’re not a very good host.
  • A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless... ...everyone gets it.
  • Q.: What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
    A.: Is there antibody out there?
  • Q.: What do you call an emotional COVID19 immunization?
    A.: a Vacc-scene
  • Q.: What do all virus jokes have in common?
    A.: They’re catchy.
  • Q.: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
    A.: Antibiotics.
  • Q.: Only anti-vaxxers will get this . . . 
    A.: Measles
  • Health experts lie.
    Why do you say that?
    They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store.
    When I got there, everyone else had clothes on.

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