BIOL 4354 Immunology (BA): Just For Fun

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
A: He was a man of many cultures.

Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.

Here are some jokes I found on twitter the other day . . . enjoy!

• Q.: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
  A.: Well, you’re not a very good host.
   
• A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless... ...everyone gets it.
   
• Q.: What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
  A.: Is there antibody out there?
   
• Q.: What do you call an emotional COVID19 immunization?
  A.: a Vacc-scene
   
• Q.: What do all virus jokes have in common?
  A.: They’re catchy.
   
• Q.: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
  A.: Antibiotics.
   
• Q.: Only anti-vaxxers will get this . . . 
  A.: Measles
   
• Health experts lie.
  Why do you say that?
  They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store.
  When I got there, everyone else had clothes on.