Q: Why do MBA students love sharp pencils?
A: They always want to get to the point!
Q: Why did the MBA cross the road?
A: To better position himself in the market!
Q: How do you confuse an MBA?
A: Put them in a circular conference room and tell them to corner the market!
Q: How do you make an MBA laugh on a Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!
Q: Why don’t MBA students ever become poets?
A: They find it hard to put a value on words!
Q: How do you know an MBA student has been using your computer?
A: The spreadsheet software is open, and the coffee cup is empty!
Q: What do you call an MBA’s coffee break?
A: A “strategic pause for growth!”
Here is an infographic from 2019 (courtesy of Indian Institute of Management, Udaipur) on the reasons students (or employees) seek an MBA degree (see the below link). The highlights include:
Why earn the degree?
Salary potential? Median annual base starting salary for new hires: $95K (Europe), $45K (Asia-Pacific)
Options for MBA Specialization
Online vs. On-Campus MBA
Other reasons for seeking an MBA
Tips for succeeding in an MBA