Q: What does HMO stand for?
A1: Hand Money Over!
A2: How Many Obstacles!
A3: Healthy Members Only!
A4: Horrible Medical Organization!
A5: Healthy Men Only
Q: If Republican's have "Cadillac" health plans, what plans to Democrats have?
A: "Yugo" health plans...you go to the doctor, you pay.....you go to the hospital, you pay!