The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar . . . it was tense.
Ambiguity . . . what happens in Vagueness, stays in Vagueness.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q. What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
A. Automobile.
Q. Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
A. QT
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.
Q: How do you make seven even?
A: Remove the 's'
Q. How can you spell too much with two letters?
A. XS
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short Q:
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it stretches.
Q. Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A. A-T.
Q. Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same , Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same. Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I?
A: Empty
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
A: Unquestionably!
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee. "Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker. He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?" "Sure," the moderator said. "It is a plot of agricultural land, used for the raising of crops and livestock." "Uhhh..." The Nebraskan sat there for several more minutes, continuing to ask for alternative pronunciations, word origins, etc. The moderator was getting frustrated. Finally the huskers fan asked, "Uh, can you use it in a sentence?" "Old MacDonald had a FARM!" the moderator shouted. "Oh!" said the Husker. "E-I-E-I-O!"
