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Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus
Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
A: He was a man of many cultures.
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.
Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association
Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
A: Chemotaxis
Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?
A: A FSH.
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon?
A: He caught the garter snake.
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: Where do you bury dead people?
A: Asymmetry
Q: What do football players wear on their heads?
A: Helminth
Q: What is the study of real estate?
A: Homology
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Q: Where do hippos go to university?
A: Hippocampus
Q: How do you know your dehydrated?
A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
