Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.
Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.
Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.
Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!
Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips!
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
A: It's a corn-y one!
Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
A: Because it was being knotty
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started a new branch
